Mr. President, do snakes like chocolate?
We moved Daniel to the barn
when we discovered him burning daylight
in front of the studio
he made for the logs
but it was a charade
we all know there's no work back there
we gathered is long oily ass
into a wicker basket
put the lid on
and moved him to the barn
laid the basked on its side
and removed the lid:
and I am proud
to report that Daniel crawled
right into the rat hole
under the rabbit hutch
this was two days ago
and that is why I have to know
if snakes enjoy chocolate
for be he never so lazy at eating rats
I do not wish to harm
poor Daniel
or otherwise jeopardize our relationship
by killing him
and I am going to have to lay some traps
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