Poem 164: Forks of Ivy

it was our anniversary
at Sovereign Remedies

the beer called Ceremonial Funeral
or Funeral Ceremonial
was excellent

the menu was like a technical theory manual
the freaky little plates
were pleasing
brutal scintillating
but in general
emotionally stable

but then we tried
the Forks of Ivy

in touched us in the brains

what followed was nothing less
than a boozy bolero
of melancholia
pouring from the heights
of untapped headaches

Poem 163: Eject

hit eject

for acrobatic surprise

and to see the slopbbery labyrinth

within

Poem 162: 22 Years

22 years
married to an utter freak
Molly is still
fuzzy like a peach

Poem 161: ✠ VETUS EXORCISMUS ✠

Hear me demons of every kind
disfigured club-footed and blind
I am about to give commands
so    listen     carefully
to the sound of my words

all you spectral creatures
functionaries attached
to the twisted toxic snake
him in whose polluted wake
you all were pulled along
fully a third of heaven's lights
GORDAN   INGORDIN  INGORDAN
by the power of Solomon's seal
and the Pharaoh's damned magicians
I conjure you all
and banish you
in the name of all three wizard kings
Caspar    Melchior    Balthazar
and David who sedated Saul
and with his harping
put you all to flight
and drove your asses into everlasting night

I summon you hither
and bind you
on the authority of God:
be not so eager as heretofore
to molest us humans

present yourselves
for banishment
and so seek
with all desperate beings
your dwelling in CHAOS

I call you hither
to lock you in a state of terror
and trembling
for that day of judgement
that day of eternal discomfort
miserable day
of  always-dawning sadness
when you will be led into Hell
and we into salvation, finally

By the sublime unspoken name
the Tetragrammaton of God
may you shudder
and shiver

I exorcize you Larvae Fauns and Spirits
Nymphs Sirens and Hamadryads
Satyrs Incubi and Household Deities

✠DAMN✠

seek your dwelling in chaos
and visit your corruption on us
no more

✠ As save us God from these degenerates ✠

Poem 160: ✠ NOVUS EXORCISMUS ✠

Exorcizo te immundissime spiritus

I do exorcize thee infernal spirit

✠

Adjuro te serpens antique

I compel thee ancient worm

✠

by the judge of the living and the dead
your creator and creator of the world
who does have the power
to send you to GEHENNA
or any other type of hell
and according to the principles of decency
communicated to those who have ears
by Jesus himself
that you depart
from this body
at once
with fear
and quickly
along with your army of furies

 ✠

depart
from this body
to which you have no right
and which you corrupt with your hideous presence

✠

depart
surrendering not to me
but to the eternal principle of Nature
which does have the power
to dissolve you
in her stomach

 ✠

depart into the void forever

✠ you ignorant fuck ✠

PER OMNIA SAECULUM SAECULARUM

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Poem 159: Globall problemz!

popullution levels very high
staggering levles
of humands
freaking the carmichaels
out of the aire!

animules look
and taste
like shit!

dammit!

pools and pullulation
darkness and devils!

poopules increase
what with fatte
to unpossible levels!

plus something is grong
with my dictionary

this is all putting a lot of stresse
on my braines
I warrant thee

Poem 158: Empedocles in Aetna

DID Empedocles
fling himself into the craters of Aetna
them fiery bowls of Hephaistos
 to prove
he was a god?

I woll nat say that hit was so
but rather I woll say
"krater -->  gradalus --> bowl"

If such was his motivation
 did he prove it after all?
Consult Diogenes Laertius, Vitae:

"One of his sandals
was blown back out
settling the matter."

But which way?

DAMN YOU
WHICH WAY