from the Latin elegiacs of Petra Bellona Saeva, Musa Ignota
Did you just scan my body sir
before the gods
I swear if you just scanned my body
I shall transform your carcass
into the randomest pile of sausages
and feed them back to the pigs
whence
on the day you were born
they were cut
and it will be my pleasure
in accordance with my beliefs
and opinions
and commensurately
with my competence
I will then
use what remains of your example
on your daughter
if aught of her
remains ungrabbed
and your other daughter too
plus I will go TITUS ANDRONICUS
on both your sons
and as to your concubines, o yes
I will call down the Mouse God
to click on them aright
according as whether
you just now
scanned my body
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